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Post by Kaelon N. Reeve on Dec 7, 2007 19:22:36 GMT -5
Kaelon laughed outright at this, and reached out a hand to haul Iggy back onto his seat yet again. Still laughing, he commented, "You remind me of my old buddy Lar. Except he acted like this all the time, without being drunk. It was hilarious until Jain and I realized that it was because he was almost completely losing his sanity and his brain was literally deteriorating." This last bit sounded much more sober and grim, as well it should.
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Post by Iggnatius Salamanece on Dec 7, 2007 19:28:20 GMT -5
Iggy barked a laugh as he was hauled back on to his seat. "Ah, Insanity is the best state of mind to be in." He said, now slightly sluuring his words. "You can do whatever the hell you want, not know your doing it, and get away with it!" He said cheerily, reaching out to pick up his glass, only on the fifth try, realising he was missing it by several feet.
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Post by Kaelon N. Reeve on Dec 7, 2007 19:35:45 GMT -5
Kaelon surreptitiously pushed the glass toward Iggy's hand. "Ahh, not so much, not when you're wasting your life away in a detention center being force-fed drugs every three hours and either babied or restrained the rest of the time." Quite honestly, Kaelon hadn't the slightest qualm about conversing so with a drunk; he'd certainly had stranger conversations, at said detention center.
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Post by Iggnatius Salamanece on Dec 7, 2007 20:00:10 GMT -5
Iggy went to take another sip, but missed his entire head and poured the drink onto the floor behind him. "Oh bloody hell..." he muttered.
He turned and faced Kaleon. "Your quite an attractive man, you know. Why're you wandering around the city alone? Surely you must have a few female stalkers hiding about" He sluured. he than slapped Matt on the back. "I'm sure he does!" He shouted drunkedly again.
After straightening himself a bit he said again. "So, howabout another one! Either of you know "Lovely Bunch of Coconuts"?
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Post by Drostan Travlyan on Dec 7, 2007 22:29:28 GMT -5
[[ Ahhh, so behind. T_T You guys make me laugh. <3 ]]
Matt had, despite this enthusiasm, been starting to dissapear from reality into the rather confusing realm of his thoughts but was brought back by a harsh slap on the back again from the silver-haired man with the funny name.
"Ahhhh, attractive, yes, what?," he muttered distractedly, "Yer all very 'tractive, o'course..." And to affirm this point he nodded and set his head back on the table, not even noticing his once more full glass nor anything that came out of his mouth.
"Psh, songs are for the weaaaaaaaak...," the professor added, words slightly muffled from his position and the last one extended to an intolerable length. "No more, no more!" and waved an arm up in the air before it returned to hanging lifeless beside him.
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Post by Iggnatius Salamanece on Dec 7, 2007 22:32:38 GMT -5
Iggy grunted at Matt's comment about songs, and drunkedly shoved the man off of his seat, falling of his own in the process.
Lying there on the ground, he simply spat out a few curse words and began singing the old British diddie, though too muffled from his face beeing squashed into the floor.
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Post by Drostan Travlyan on Dec 7, 2007 23:10:28 GMT -5
Startled to his previously overly-awakened state, he collapsed onto the ground without any chance to stabalize himself, failing to grasp the counter enough to remain off his rear.
"Oi, oi!!" he exclaimed, perturbed by this chain of events and sending glares at the muttering drunk till he could regain balance enough to stumble over and sit on the lad so even if he wanted to get up, it'd be hopefully to much of a hassle for the disoriented auror. "Stupid drunk." Matt picked up a section of silver hair and started winding it around his fingers, still frowning.
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Post by Iggnatius Salamanece on Dec 7, 2007 23:17:55 GMT -5
Iggy picked his head up, his voice magnifying to a mere scream of the song he was singing.
"ROLL-A-BOWL-A BALL A PENNY A PITCH!" He shouted, and rested his head on the ground again. After a minute or two, he said. "I rarely get drunk, so I enjoy the times I am," he said.
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Post by Kaelon N. Reeve on Dec 15, 2007 16:33:46 GMT -5
Kaelon recoiled a little at Iggy's sudden burst of song, but smiled at the men's comments as to his... attractiveness. "As it so happens, " he commented, making normal conversation in spite of the glaring inebriation of his company, "I do in fact have a singular female stalker."
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Post by Drostan Travlyan on Dec 16, 2007 17:43:53 GMT -5
"ORYLZ!??"
Ahem
Matt gave Iggy a quick bop on the head. "Really, now?" the man inquired, clearly interested but still messing with Iggy's hair too much to look the professor's way. "I'm surprised it's just one. I'd even stalk you." And he let out a strange laugh, apparantly amused by this. Oooh, all the stalking he'd done in his life... professional or not.
Of course, Kaelon would have no need to worry. He wasn't a blond.
"Who is she?" he requested bluntly, expecting either an equally direct reply or, more likely, one to vague to even bother with trying to evaluate. And either answer would do for him. He didn't exactly care who, nor did he even enjoy hearing much about other's affairs, but curiousity wasn't entirely foreign to him. Moreso lately, actually, since he had no one to really tell him what to do (which he generally preferred).
And because he didn't really know any females at the moment. A name would help very little in recognizing this woman.
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Post by Iggnatius Salamanece on Dec 17, 2007 9:16:00 GMT -5
"Ooh, I was stalked once!" Iggy bursted out, having wriggled his way free from the vicegrip the mans rear and the floor had him in. "I was on a job, hunting down a murderer named Oggle. Stange man. Insisted he was purple. Anywhoo, I was trying to find him, when this ugly, whelp of a witch kept peering over buildings at me. It was quite strange..." He trailed off, realizing he was still on the floor.
"Oh yeah, anyway, she kept following me. Well, I diddn't think nething of it untill she started launching curses at me! I was startled, but zapped her off that roof, and she fell right off the top and onto the ground. I went to see who it was, and just then. Her polyjuice potion wore out, and it was ol' Oggle." he finished with a belch he tried to muffle with his hand. He scrabled about untill he made it back to his seat, took another drink, and began fixing himself, for Matt had tangled up his hair.
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Post by Kaelon N. Reeve on Dec 25, 2007 20:22:36 GMT -5
Kaelon was about to reply to Matt when Iggy launched into his story with gusto, leaving him with a small awkwardly amused smile on his face, as if he was trying to wrap his mind around the story. Not having a reply worthy of the story, he simply stated, since Matt still seemed to be waiting for an answer,
"...She's the new Charms teacher." He said distractedly, still feeling as though his answer couldn't nearly stand up to Iggy's. If he went into the story, it would, but... he wasn't going there.
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Post by Drostan Travlyan on Dec 29, 2007 15:20:14 GMT -5
Matt let out a low whistle, seating himself back on a stool now that his man-chair had escaped.
"Charms teacher, eh? You work together?" He shook his head in dissaproval but was smiling nonetheless as if to express this man' naivity. He patted him on the shoulder affectionately. "Good luck, man..." But at least he'd get to meet her then if he was able to keep his job.
His eyes traversed to Iggy, however, who he had chosen to ignore after his "stalker" spiel. "He /is/ quite pretty though, don't you think?" he muttered, prodding Kaelon with his index finger as though expecting him to agree. "Just so... odd." And he repeated his head-shaking act of dissapointment, not necessarily acknowledging alcohol as a factor.
He paused for a moment in silence before harking out a quick, solid laugh, then returned to his original expression of loathing the world, hiding his head in his arms on the counter. He wasn't going to drink anymore lest he became as crazy as that man. Kaelon was already getting comfortable with talking without any. Baaah.
[[ spammage. =O Dyoood I can't rp today]]
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